I HAVE MOVED. yes really. im abandoning this blog i started since april 2005.

if u liked me here, u will only love me more at

http://esslikedat.wordpress.com/

Adious, the young the zesty jessie.

=)

happy burthdae eugene korkorrr~
may laotianye grant u a gf so i dun hafta keep making this same wish every year.

i didnt get the braun buff wallet for u. I jus dont fancy the new ox tag.
But that doesnt mean i bought u anything cheaper. Im still feelin the pinch ok.

I’m still gratelful to the GuyLaroche salesperson. She had the pros n cons of every wallet listed out for me. but SERIOUSLY. what difference do they all make?
male wallets are either black or brown. with coin compartment, without.
perhaps only the skin differs.

Ultimately, i chose the wallet with the perfect leathery smell!! I like the GL tag too. its sleek n simple. Smell it kor, u’d love it!
Promise u use it reaally long..till its as torn as the one u have now.. so it makes the money worth eh.

And really, i didnt know my convocation meant any importance to u. Thanks for pointing out.

And yes. I look forward to kancaitou for a free KL trip. Just the 2 of arse.
caitou, being mom.

Wif aLL Happy thoughts;
Sissie

The last time i watched a horror movie wif elf, kimmy was with us.
It’s been a while, so i cant remember the name of the movie.
It was some thai horror movie abt prostitues, black magic, pole dancings.
U can imagine how awkward i was being sandwiched between the 2 boys watching topless women doing yadayada.
The boys claimed they TRULY didnt know the movie was liddat.

anywae.
Elf, being the pussy, suggested the movie ‘4bia’ today. im IMPRESSED la!

I find Part2- Tit For Tat ‘laoya. The rest are freaky.. especially Part4-Last Fright.  Poor elf must be so scared la, the whole time my fingers were numbed from his grip.

I hope he dont get Phooobia after watching this. Horrormovie is my alltimefav leh.

And how can i forget saturday.
Thanks Tingy for making the much-needed-appearance @Aldo. Without your UOB, i wont get that much discount. Now i’d think of u everytime i wear the pumps. Gee, i wonder if Honky feels the same whenever he wears those loafers.

Tingy! WE HAVE YOU UNDER OUR FEET! MUACKS!
(wriggles toes*)

And sat night. I didnt expect mahjong to be chaotic.
As though someone set a dingshi zhadan under the table, we were forced to complete the feng given an allocated time.
Everytime someone diaozhng, we got fed up. And den there was a constant count down going on like "we have 15min to complete the feng. No, 7min left".
wht der.
Darn rushy la. I throw tiles like i throw up. It was random, it was messy.
Yet. for all the rush…
The person we made us play like siao….
left elf’s hse last!!!! she still had cheek to show us her overseas fotos la.

points all fingers to Yingxin****)

Someone asked me what do i listen to on my ipod.
i told him ‘whatever my bro listens to’.

yep, every since he bought me the ipod as a 21st bdae gift, i’ve never once downloaded a single song into it. Just becos im known for being a complete idiot with gadgets and that my bro knows everything abt em.

kor has been a 98.7 listener since he had his 1st radio in the bedroom. And that’s how he influenced me into english songs. Whatever he likes, he downloads for me to hear.

Recently he recommended Lily aLLEn’s - Fuck You Very Much.

Its a wicked sweet song and i love it too.

4N2D redang

Becos Mel n Tso went and both said the same thing

–>  “Place is sooo
niceeee!!!”

Elf n I thought it was time we eloped again.

(“Elope” is used cos my mum was against the idea of bf n gf
travelling together)

The 9hr bus journey in the super VIP coach was torturous for
someone with a koyak spine like me.
My joints were literally breakin n lockin
n poppin. Toilet breaks at the renowned m’sia pitstops were undisputedly
smelly. Some places had more flies den humans.

I didn’t get to sleep properly cos half the time my eyes
were on the road. The fuckin driver must
been wearing a night vision goggles or wad la. The winding roads were poorly lighted,
yet, he drove the coach at more den 100km/hr.

I knew precisely where the emergency exits were.

At around 7am, we were woken up from our sleep and told to
get outta the bus. Apparently, our coach had broken down n we were forced to
swop to Konsortium’ bus.

It was nightmare.

The bus was crowded with ahtiongs
and the seats looked ridiculously old n dusty. The moment elf sat on the seat;
I sensed millions of dust particles flying into my nostrils.

The bus finally stopped at Mearang Jetty at 9am. And to my
surprise, there were about 60 visitors waiting to be transported to Redang
island.

I didn’t buy the sarong that Mel said was a ‘must-have’
because elf dragged me onto the yacht.

Fuck, always like dat.

And so, I wasn’t happy.

The 40minutes boat ride to the island could well be elf’s
most terrible experience. Just before the yacht came to a stop, elf felt his
foot was wet.

“Can u believe, the
ship is leaking”

I didn’t bother much about him.

Den suddenly; he looked to his feet to find a transparent
plastic bag filled with vomitus.

It was disgusting! Some asshole left his stinkin puke under
the seat n spilled on elf’s crocs.

I was larfing inside. “Dun
let me buy sarong lo….”

Elf targeted his anger to this Lady X whom he heard throwing
up during the journey. For the next few days spent in the island, elf stared/
frowned/ rolled eyes whenever Lady X walked past us with her bf. He calls the
pair a “Pukecouple”

Redang is well known for the beautiful beach n
xiarimomecha.

And truly, the water is so clear; u can see fishes swimming.
I was praying so bad that there would be no rain n no mensus. I didn’t want
sharks swimming in between my legs.

And thankfully, both didn’t happen.

I had the best time snorkeling in both

Marine

Park

n

Deep

Sea

.

Snorkeling can be romantic.

Yes, even when the sea is so freakin salty,

even when your goggles are fogged all the time despite spitting constantly at it,

even when the life vest is causing abrasions to your groin n
shoulders…

I enjoyed holding elf’s hand while swimming, constantly
chasing after pretty fishes, exaggerating on how I managed to touch a fish, mischievously
scooping water into his snorkel.

Really, its fun when u are in love, when everything u wanna
do is fascinate him.

Elf has no sense of emergency at all.

We were watching a diver feeding a giant eel at a relatively
close distance.

I was actually damn scared cos the freakin 2m eel was HUGE n
wriggling-its-way-fast in the water. It is dark brown in color n had blue spots
all over the body. It shouldn’t take long for anyone stupid to know eels can be
fcukin deadly.

The diver lured the eel out from the coral with a bludeh
dead fish. The eel just charged towards the diver every time it sees the fish. After
a while, the diver swam away. And so, I thought it was only appropriate for us
to leave too. I tugged elf’s hand, signaling him to move. But he was so
engrossed with adjusting his goggles that he just ignored me.

No really, there were still remnants of dead fish floating
on the water n probably traces of blood that the eel could be interested in. I
didn’t understand why elf was still hanging his feet over the eel.

Fleeing for my own life, I swam a great 10m before I turned
back to check if he was still alive. That spiderpig was still above the eel la!
I had to shout for him before he happily swam to me.

Each snorkeling session was over 3hrs and it was really
tiring. We skipped one of the 3 free snorkeling trips because we wanted time
for ourselves. On our 2^nd day, elf and I basked under the sun for
hours. Nude babes were everywhere, and I didn’t expect it ‘legal’ in a Muslim
country. Den of cos, these are mainly expats. They probably dun care.

Being Asians, we just watch lo.

I’m pretty open to the idea actually, well of cos, not ask
me to strip in S’pore, anywhere far is fine. There really isn’t a lot to see.

A local suggested to us to walk over the other resort to see
Blue Sand. Elf claims he has watched it on Discovery. So after dinner, we took
a walk and we saw people bending their backs along the other side of the beach looking at
Blue Sand! There were tiny blue sparkles on the sand whenever the tide
withdraws. If u hold the blue sand on your finger tip, it actually dissolves
after a while.

What interest me more was the 2 locals catapulting bats. How
cool is that. And we witnessed a kill. The bat dropped to the ground with blood
oozing from the eyes. From near, I could see its bleeding fangs and broken wing!
Awesome! I wished I could buy their catapult. The crows at my neighborhood
deserve a smack down too.

All in all, Laguna Redang Resort is value for money. The
buffet only gets better. I paid $400 for the entire trip inclusive of all meals
n 3 free snorkeling trips.

5stars provide upgrade from VIP to Executive coach
only at $25 (one-way).

Yea, the kinda seats that Moses Lim can fit in n still say
“shu fuuuu!”

I took the Executive home, n I had no backaches. Movie
lovers like elf can quietly sit for hours for a movie marathon. Speed wise,
still the same. Executive coaches can’t fly.

Over breakfast, i suggested to mom n dad abt my plan to get a bike license.
their jaw dropped as expected. and i thought i saw dad rolling his eyes.

Recently, a lady biker drove past elf in a light pink hellokitty vespa. So chiooo la!
no really, its stylo milo and very attractive. who says only boys ride bike!
I can imagine elf as my pillion, holding onto my waist, wearing a pink diamond studded helmet to match my bike. LOl.

I had a hard time trying to brainwash dad how vespa is slow n steady. How skinny twigs can handle a 2wheeler. Dad, being the once-upon-a-time scambler rider seemed to give thoughts to it. While Mom, being the usual cold water splasher, was gunNing my ideas down with her million-n-one-"what-ifs".

What if it rains? what if you have many shopping bags? what if you got careless? what if u end up paralyzed?

grrr. Its puzzling sometimes. When u have curly wurlies, u wish for rebonded hair. When u gt car, u want bike. When u are thin, u want fats. When u have bf, u wish u have none.

Its not always satisfying i know.

Met bryan on 190 few days back after wrk. The usual 190 was packed and Bryan happened to be seated. I thought he would most gentlemanly offer his seat to me
who was tired like crazy from heels but he hadnt. After talking to him, i found out abt his injuries from a rd accident. His legs and feet suffered multiple abrasions, so i guess he deserved the seat more. Forget about the seat, im trying to come to the point that he was merely riding @30km/hr when the accident occurred. 30km/hr is the kinda roaming speed when u are in a carpark. yet yet yet.. this monkey flew a great 10m when he was hit by a car on Uturning.

Absolutely scary. Come to think of it.. for all that glam on a hellokitty, i risk flying in the air with no protection. not worth liao.

im going to sit n ponder. its not always satisfying, I KNOW.

wad a gloomy day. Its been drizzling for a while. im packin my luggy now; in search for sun. (*__^)

sundae.
despite the drizzle, elf n i were determined to catch prawns. And so we headed for farm mart.. Paid $13 for an additional one hour to redeem our previously accumulated one hr free coupon.
Instead of the usual sea-hum as bait, the young towkay gave us HAM. yes, lil cuboids of ham. I was thinking "ham not smelly, prawns will eat meh?"

And becos i was so complain`ful of the ham bait, the towkay decided to prove me wrong.  He took a rod n started fishing beside me. The prawns must be truly hungry or wad la, the towkay caught 3 prawns within 15min.

Elf n i got really impatient when we caught nothing. We started moving around the perimeter of the prawn pool to "test luck".  Was it our plain inexperience or was it our stupid rod/hook/line.. WE DIDNT EVEN FEEL A SLIGHTEST TUG.

The apprentice n his towkay came to check on us every once in a while, advising us on the correct methods n hotspots". Clearly, they didnt want us to go hm empty handed. The apprentice even started releasing a full bucket of life prawns right beside me.. and it drew a lot of  angry stares from the ahpeks who were on the opposite side of the pool. 

I guess the ahpeks didnt realise that prawns have legs n they swim. They started advancing towards my side of the pool. And elf n i had to migrate.
Still, after 2hrs, our total score, O.

Had it not been the kind apprentice n towkay who generously gave us their 5 kills, we would have gone home with an empty plastic bag.
Next time anybody ask me to go prawn fishing, i’d tell em to eat dirt. Seriously, any wet market sells kilograms of prawns at $13.

ndp2008.
last year we were @one fullerton.. sitting on grass, watching the fireworks.
This year, elfz sis treated us free tics to the ndp parade! Im elated. I love ndp la.. not just for the free goodie bag, but i like being in the crowd of ppl dressed in red/white. How cool is dat. A nation geared up to celebrate the peoples’ birthdae. 9th Aug is speciaaaaal!

Can i just say that the Black Knights display was FaNtAsTiC!
I’ve never seen anything so exciting. The 2 head-on-jets display was breathtaking la.
I had goosebumps seeing it.. i bet Zoe Tay must be feeling all clammy.
Apart from that, may i suggest that we skip the performances onstage? Its getting boring with years. Kids dressed in nice colourful clothings, running around, getting into positions, holding up their placards. Its old.

The drizzle dampened my mood a lil. Cos i hate wearing the poncho. We were hot n sweaty. I didnt snap as many pics as i thought i wld. The seats were wet n so were our butts. The old man sitting beside me turned me off with his weird silly gestures.
He was definitely here for the goodie bag.

=) all in all, its been a great public holiday. Maybe my most favorite Ph is ndp.

finally sent off Hongky on tuesday. This mafia will be away for a notsosoon return to SNorrrrrway. I know im gonna miss him badly.

something happened @wrk recently and frustrated my coll. Once again, i shall speak of no donkey’s names for heaven’s sake. I just hope evil lords stop sabotaging nice ppl la. Whether u have the status, the looks, the ass, Mind ya own business. Dont spout whats untrue. Cos goondubabas like u belong in the zoo.

I just hope things get better soon.
And to wendy, whom i maligned for not zapping extra copies of forms for storage, I’m so sorry la.
I just needed a scapegoat. And you, being one mountain goat, came walking past the fluro room today.

Okok,for dat matter, i belong in the zoo too.=p

saturday.
i wont talk abt the east coast bbq session becos i forsee a
few versions of it in my fren’s blog.

what i probably wana add is:

a) 44D pit is fukin far from the very desired 7-11.
b) stray cats shd be thrown into the sea and fed to sea monsters.
c) Overnight bike rentals shd provide padlocks for poor dwellers to lock up
their bikes so they dun hafta sleep with a bike in their tent.
d) tents must not have weird smell or ppl cld die in it.
e) White hot pants look HOT but shd never be worn for bbq.
f) Zhangxingze and wangjie Album shd NOT be played in any occasion.
g) Durians are not welcomed as a dessert post bbq.
h)Taidi is not fun when the person who won keeps winning.
i) Photo taking session is a spoiler when the camera runs out of battery.

Lastly, i wanna add dat if u haf a fren who can dance, dun let em eat.
LET em DANCE!
Hongky is formidable la. He actually danced for us @1am. Now everytime i hear Neyo’s "closer", i picture hongky sliding his sneakers on the sand, doing his moves. So sleeeeeek, so mi ren.’P

I guess nobody heard of the "Post BBQ" incident im abt to tell.
Elf n i were stopped @ a rd block when we left that night.  Elf appeared nervous cos i guess this was the 1st time he had to stop for the TP and partially becos he took alcohol before that. We got off the bike and elf was told to show his license.

"Sir, IC can?"
"huh, no license?"
"eh, wait.. i have.. i have"

"Show me your insurance.."
"nah!"
"mister choy, i want to see your VEHICLE insurance. Not your personal AIA health insurance."
"oh sheet, wrong one, i have.. i have.."

I nearly burst out laughing.. elf was unintentionally dumb, thats all.
Gladly, no breath test was done. Even then, i dont think much Heineken has any effect on an adult. Still, yes, yes yes, i am fully aware of the fact that when u drink, dont drive.

Next time elf hafta lay his hand on beer, i’d just drink em all up.